May302012

niftey:

me trying to draw jizzybro’s tricksters„„„„,

So pretty *A*

(via incensedhistoire)

10PM

Sometimes I wonder why I let things get to me. But I just can’t switch my brain off and stop thinking about it (though I really wish I could). I hope someday I can make it to this awesome level of maturity where I let more things slide. I can get a little carried away in my own head sometimes.

9PM

heartbrokengirlsketches:

from the asklokisblog.

leaving them here for archival purposes.

(via hulkling)

8PM

frowny:

gif photoset! Personally I prefer the video version. :)

(via incensedhistoire)

8PM

“Our lovely, morbidly obese cat Buttons has decided to try her hand as a freestyle rapper. This is a direct quote, I shit you not:

“You better lose yourself in the food dish
The moment you own it
You better never, ever choke
You only get one dish, do not miss your chance to chow
This opportunity comes once in the daytime, meow”

Pretty…pretty good.”

My sister’s fiance is hilarious, FYI. 

6PM

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(via nedroidcomics)

5PM
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!” No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)

(Source: scoldylox, via dark-passenger)

5PM
flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

(via hulkling)

5PM
1PM
animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M ON FIRE TODAY, BRO. GOT A SICK PUMP ON THE DECLINE BENCH, GAVE THE HOTTIE AT JAMBA JUICE MY NUMBER, AND TOMMY AND VINCE ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER WITH SOME BREWSKIS.
WE’RE GOING DOWNTOWN TONIGHT, YOU HEARD? GONNA FIND THE MOST BANGIN’ CLUB WITH THE HOTTEST BABES AND BEAT THAT BEAT BACK, BRO. GONNA DANCE ‘TIL WE DROP.
LIFE’S SIIIIIIIICK. FOR REALSIES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M ON FIRE TODAY, BRO. GOT A SICK PUMP ON THE DECLINE BENCH, GAVE THE HOTTIE AT JAMBA JUICE MY NUMBER, AND TOMMY AND VINCE ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER WITH SOME BREWSKIS.

WE’RE GOING DOWNTOWN TONIGHT, YOU HEARD? GONNA FIND THE MOST BANGIN’ CLUB WITH THE HOTTEST BABES AND BEAT THAT BEAT BACK, BRO. GONNA DANCE ‘TIL WE DROP.

LIFE’S SIIIIIIIICK. FOR REALSIES.

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